I was out for a walk, and when I stopped at a cafe, it wasn’t in my purse.
DUN DUN DUNNN
So I freaked out. I walked very quickly back to my apartment in the hopes that it was there. It was not.
I retraced the steps of my entire walk, which was pretty freaking long to begin with.
It wasn’t nearly this happy but as a Who fan I think I’m required to use a 500 miles gif when talking about walking now.
It was exhausting, and there was no sign of my phone.
I had some friends call it, and I used the FindMyiPhone app, which… didn’t work. Nonetheless, I kept sending messages to it. Every ten minutes or so. I kind of hoped that if someone had stolen it it would annoy them into submission.
“NO THIS IS PATRICK!”
I moped my way through Japanese class, to the point where Sensei was worried I was ill.
Then I went home and tried to cheer myself up, still vainly checking my email.
I watched a lot of Whose Line.
It helped a bit.
Then I binged on Torchwood fanfics.
This is canon dialogue from the show, actually.
I kept reaching for where my phone usually is on my nightstand only for it to not be there.
“There are no phones!”
My friend instant message’d me!
Scarabsi: SOMEONE FOUND YOUR PHONE
Scarabsi: WHERE ARE YOU
I was so excited, I couldn’t wait for her to email me. Turns out she’d picked it up before I’d even noticed it was missing. And she heroically saved it from being hit by a truck.
I don’t have any gifs of trucks, just heroes.
So now I’m all giddy about it.
…There may have been some happydancing.
This girl. She is my hero.
These girls are also my heroes.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Epilogue: My legs hurt.
Pumpkin no. 1: Can you guess what it is? …it’s supposed to be one of the little blue miners (not minors!) from Galaxy Quest. I figured even if I screwed up, it’d still look pretty scary for the kiddies. Mostly it just looks like a fish guy. I cheated with the pic because I have to drive back to school and can’t wait for it to get dark. This was actually taken in our garage’s bathroom. :P
GUESS WHAT NIGHT IT IS
IT’S SO EXCITING
IT’S GALAXY QUEST NIGHT!!!
BREAK OUT THE POPCORN
BUT BE CAREFUL